One day a young businessman asked his girl friend,
"Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"
"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.
"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.
"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.
一天一个年轻的`商人问他女朋友：
“亲爱的，如果我破产了你还会嫁给我吗?”
“当然会。”女孩坚定的回答。
“你是说真的吗?”他问道。
“这正是我想问你的问题。”女孩说。
英语笑话大全翻译二：
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket."sorry," he said to thepickpocket(扒手) , "you are too late. My wife did it before you."
在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。“对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”
英语笑话大全翻译三：
Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.
丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲爱的?妻子：没有，亲爱的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。